1 00:00:01,740 --> 00:00:07,260 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for 2 00:00:07,260 --> 00:00:09,800 you may not be right for some. 3 00:00:10,100 --> 00:00:13,620 A man is born, he's a man of means. 4 00:00:13,860 --> 00:00:19,280 Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes. But they got different 5 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:25,000 strokes to take, different strokes to take, different strokes to move the 6 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,640 Everybody's got a special kind of story. 7 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,080 Everybody finds a way to shine. 8 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:39,540 It don't matter that you got not a lot. So what? You'll have theirs, you'll have 9 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,000 yours, and I'll have mine. 10 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:47,540 And together we'll be fine. Different strokes to move the world. Different 11 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:50,960 strokes to move the world. 12 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:59,020 Can I get anybody anything? 13 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,960 I said, can I get anybody anything? 14 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:09,320 Would anyone like some poached owl on toast? 15 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,980 How about a boiled kangaroo? 16 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,298 Say what? 17 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:19,080 Oh, sorry, Mrs. Garrett. Boys, put the comic books away. 18 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:22,440 It's not polite to read at the table. Well, I tried to finish this in the 19 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,440 bathroom. 20 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,560 It was probably cold by now, Willis. Oh, that's okay. 21 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:31,180 I'll warm it up in my stomach. 22 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:36,180 boys finish destroying your flapjacks, don't forget to help me with your beds. 23 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,520 I'll get some clean sheets. 24 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,940 Not the ones with Mickey Mouse on them. 25 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:43,200 Last night I dreamed I was a piece of cheese and he ate me. 26 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:50,100 It must have been Swiss cheese with that big hole you got for a mouse. No, I 27 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,580 gotta put the mouse... No, you don't. 28 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,320 Oh, 29 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:55,260 I gotta get going. 30 00:01:55,660 --> 00:01:59,960 I gotta make the bed, vacuum the rug, do the laundry, scrub the floor, clean the 31 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,740 windows. Everything's gotta be perfect. 32 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:11,840 Boys. 33 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,980 Boys, I want to talk to you about something very important that's just 34 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:16,659 the corner. 35 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:17,760 The Jewish delicatessen? 36 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:24,020 No, I mean the time to talk about school is just around the corner. 37 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:25,820 What's the matter with the school we're going to? 38 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:27,880 Yeah, it's a great school. 39 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:31,160 They even got a water fountain that only comes up to here on me. 40 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:36,280 No, I have nothing against the school you boys are going to, but I just want 41 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,540 be sure you get the very best education possible. 42 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:43,150 I'd like to enroll you at my old alma mater, Digby Preparatory School for 43 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:44,350 Sounds like a prison. 44 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:46,710 Maybe I might look taller in stripes. 45 00:02:47,890 --> 00:02:50,750 Digby has turned out some of the great leaders in American industry. 46 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:52,350 You boys would just love it. 47 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:55,510 Would you like to have a look at my Digby yearbook sometime? 48 00:02:55,850 --> 00:02:57,970 Sure. Good. I just happen to have it under here. 49 00:02:59,050 --> 00:03:01,670 I hope it just doesn't happen to have a teacher under there, too. 50 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,370 Just look at this, boys. 51 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:09,980 But what memories? 52 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:11,719 Look at that. 53 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,480 There's my old pal, Stinky Rogers. 54 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:17,380 He's now the president of my bank. 55 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:20,880 I wouldn't trust my money to an old dude named Stinky. 56 00:03:24,260 --> 00:03:25,700 Hey, what are those kids doing? 57 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,720 Oh, that's an old tradition at Digby. 58 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:32,060 Every spring, the students throw the headmaster into the lake. Man, I could 59 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:33,060 to love that tradition. 60 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:35,600 That's funny, Arnold. 61 00:03:35,660 --> 00:03:36,660 You know... 62 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:40,700 The student that started that tradition should have been ashamed of himself. 63 00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:42,740 But I wasn't. 64 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:50,040 You boys are just going to love it there. No, we ain't, because we ain't 65 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,040 there. 66 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,980 And half of that we, don't I get a say in this? 67 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:56,040 Sure you do. 68 00:03:56,260 --> 00:03:57,260 Say no. 69 00:03:57,980 --> 00:04:00,140 Two black kids from Harlem don't belong there. 70 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:02,000 Oh, I can give you two good reasons why you do. 71 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:06,320 It's integrated, and if it wasn't for my donations, that school would be a car 72 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:10,400 wash. When you first came here, you said you'd never force us to do anything we 73 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,319 didn't want to do. 74 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:12,920 That's right. I won't force you. 75 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,860 But I'd always hoped that any sons of mine would follow in my footsteps. 76 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,300 Four generations of Drummonds have worn the Digby crest. 77 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:21,600 What's a crest? 78 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:24,280 Well, it's just an emblem you wear on your jacket. 79 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:25,860 Is it like a gravy thing? 80 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,820 No, it's a lot more important than that. 81 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,690 Well... It's only a suggestion, you guys. 82 00:04:34,710 --> 00:04:38,150 The idea just occurred to me this morning, but... Listen, please. 83 00:04:39,390 --> 00:04:40,390 Think about it, Digby. 84 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:44,270 Okay. Okay, we will. Come on, Arnold. Let's think about it. 85 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:46,110 I'm thinking. 86 00:04:47,010 --> 00:04:48,010 Okay, that's enough. Forget it. 87 00:04:50,110 --> 00:04:53,690 I ain't through thinking yet. Well, I am. That's because your thinker blew a 88 00:04:53,690 --> 00:04:54,690 few... 89 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:08,020 Yes, Mrs. Garrett. About the boys' Digby prep clothes that Taylor dropped by. 90 00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:09,039 Mrs. Garrett. 91 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,040 Don't worry. 92 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:13,700 I hid the new clothes you had made for them in the upstairs hall closet. 93 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:19,360 Mrs. Garrett. And Mr. Borden, the headmaster, returned your call. He'll 94 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,500 this morning to escort them to Digby. 95 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:28,840 And... I wish I was dead. 96 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,400 If you want me... 97 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,640 I'll be in the kitchen with my head in the oven. 98 00:05:37,260 --> 00:05:39,600 You just thought of it this morning, huh, Mr. D? 99 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:43,800 So you're trying to force us to go to Digby. It only looks that way, Willis. 100 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,480 Because I was. 101 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,160 I'm sorry, boys. 102 00:05:47,420 --> 00:05:48,760 The decision will be up to you. 103 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:53,100 Okay, Mr. Drummond. Do you mind if Willis and I talk in private for a 104 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:54,780 Now, what do we need to do that for? 105 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:57,840 I want to tell you how dumb you are, but I don't want to say it in front of Mr. 106 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Drummond. 107 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:14,790 Since when have you become such a great school lover? 108 00:06:15,130 --> 00:06:18,510 I ain't. The only thing I like about school is lunch, recess, and summer 109 00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:19,510 vacation. 110 00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:23,410 It makes two of us. 111 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:27,470 Listen, Mr. Drummond loves us, and we owe it to him to take me over. 112 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:29,590 I guess you're right. 113 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:31,870 All right, come on, Arnold. 114 00:06:34,030 --> 00:06:37,270 Okay, Mr. Drummond, we decided to go check out your school. 115 00:06:37,510 --> 00:06:41,190 Yeah, we talked it over, and I won three shows to two. 116 00:06:42,990 --> 00:06:45,110 That makes me very happy, boys. 117 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:47,410 And believe me, you won't be sorry. 118 00:06:48,150 --> 00:06:49,490 It's a beautiful school. 119 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:51,430 Hey, let me show you. Look. 120 00:06:51,990 --> 00:06:52,990 Look at this. 121 00:07:53,290 --> 00:07:54,290 I did mug. 122 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,679 Too bad he escaped. 123 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,200 But you guys just look terrific. 124 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,100 Yes, that's a fact, isn't it? 125 00:08:41,659 --> 00:08:44,039 You know, these outfits are a tradition at Digby. 126 00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:45,880 Like Eaton in England. 127 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:47,680 We never ate in England. 128 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,420 Eaton is a school, Arnold. 129 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:53,280 Oh. Wait till you see what the headmaster wears. 130 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,680 Starch collar, long black coat. 131 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:57,520 Does he sleep in a coffin during the daytime? 132 00:09:00,550 --> 00:09:03,990 pleasure in meeting the new headmaster, Mr. Bourdonnais, but they never change. 133 00:09:06,150 --> 00:09:08,430 We're all going to be on our best behavior, right? 134 00:09:08,990 --> 00:09:10,730 Good behavior, super mouth. 135 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,890 How would you like a fat ankle? 136 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:18,170 Mr. Drummond? Yes, Mr. Bourdonnais. 137 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:19,149 That's right. 138 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:20,049 Please come in. 139 00:09:20,050 --> 00:09:21,050 Thank you. 140 00:09:27,050 --> 00:09:29,190 Where's your starch collar and long black coat? 141 00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:30,510 They probably got... 142 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:33,920 I beg your pardon? 143 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:38,720 What the boys mean is, where is the traditional Digby headmaster attire? 144 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,860 My dear sir, we haven't worn those for years. 145 00:09:42,580 --> 00:09:44,900 Or that archaic outfit you're wearing. 146 00:09:47,060 --> 00:09:49,900 You mean, we don't have to wear these monkey suits? 147 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,020 It's only a joke, Willis. 148 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:57,660 Mr. Borden, eh? These are my boys. This is Willis, and this is Arnold. 149 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:00,000 I trust you received their records. 150 00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:02,210 Oh, we ain't got any records. 151 00:10:02,490 --> 00:10:04,350 We ain't even been picked up for questioning. 152 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:10,310 Cool records, Arnold. Now, why don't you two boys run upstairs and get changed 153 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:14,150 into something more suitable for Digby? Oh, we'll try to change into two white 154 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:15,150 boys. 155 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:24,350 Terrific kids, aren't they? Yeah, fine little chaps. 156 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:28,610 Mr. Drummond, may I use... Oh, yes, of course. It's through those doors and 157 00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:29,950 right down the hall. Your telephone. 158 00:10:32,630 --> 00:10:34,790 Oh, oh, oh, yes, of course. Here. 159 00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:36,850 Help yourself. 160 00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:41,230 Oh. 161 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,470 May I get you some coffee? 162 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:44,350 Perhaps a spot of tea. 163 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:46,330 One spot coming up. 164 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,209 Mrs. Garrett? 165 00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:52,210 Yes, sir? 166 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,130 Mrs. Garrett? 167 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:55,619 Mr. Drummond. 168 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:56,620 Mr. 169 00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:58,940 Garrett, would you please make some tea for Mr. Bourdonnais? 170 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:01,920 Right. We should be there in about an hour. 171 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,200 No. 172 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,580 Let's feed them before they take the test. 173 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,240 At least they can enjoy their lunch. 174 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:15,520 I'm afraid there's no way these boys will pass or dig the entrance exams. 175 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,120 cookie crumbs. 176 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,700 The boys aren't home yet. 177 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,740 Had a great time at lunch today. Ran into Stinky Rogers. 178 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,520 Oh, with a name like that, I'd walk around him. 179 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,900 It's no school, chum. 180 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:47,640 We reminisced about the school. We even did the old school cheer. 181 00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:49,580 What is it? Oh, it's nothing. 182 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,720 Do it. No, I couldn't. Okay. 183 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:53,020 Well, if you want to hear it. 184 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:57,500 Digby, digby, win the game. 185 00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:58,740 Put the... 186 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:00,410 their team to shame. 187 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:03,430 All around, they know our name. 188 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:07,210 Digby, Digby, Digby. Oh, I think I hurt myself. 189 00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:13,170 You should change that to Digby, Digby, Digby. 190 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,380 old school. Oh, that place was bad. 191 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:32,740 Far out. 192 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,820 It blows your mind. 193 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,100 Boo! 194 00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:37,060 Well, 195 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:40,240 does that mean you liked it or you didn't like it? Oh, it was terrific. 196 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,860 They got rowboats and tennis and fences. 197 00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:47,200 And they even got a horse that's just right for me. 198 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,100 I didn't want to upset him or tell him it was a great day. 199 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,220 that you guys really like Digby. 200 00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:04,600 Oh, they even got a lake there that ain't full of garbage. 201 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:08,700 We met some black kids, and they showed us how to shoot a bow and arrow. And 202 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,980 Willis showed them how to shoot crabs. 203 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:17,200 Willis, I never want to hear about you shooting crabs again. 204 00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:19,860 No gambling in this family, period. 205 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,700 Mr. Drummond, we're really gonna dig you that Digby. We're gonna make you proud 206 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:24,419 of us. 207 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:27,000 The only thing we didn't like was the headmaster. 208 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,200 Yeah. 209 00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:30,920 walks around like somebody starched his shorts. 210 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:43,060 I'll get it. 211 00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:46,380 Hello? 212 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,000 Oh, Mr. Bourdonnais. 213 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:50,860 Yes, the boys are back, and they love the school. 214 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,840 That low, huh? 215 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:06,780 Well, listen, I can get them a private tutor. 216 00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,520 Well, isn't there some way that you can get them in? 217 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:12,900 Oh. 218 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,660 Well, I'm very disappointed. 219 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,120 And the boys will be, too. 220 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:18,920 I see. 221 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,920 Goodbye. What's the matter, Mr. Drummond? 222 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:25,200 The boys won't be going to Digby. They failed the entrance test. 223 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,440 Oh, no! 224 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,360 I just feel awful. 225 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,080 I got them so excited about going. 226 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,470 They just love the school. 227 00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:33,670 Yeah. 228 00:14:33,970 --> 00:14:35,430 I know how you must feel. 229 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:38,510 It's going to be a terrible letdown for them. 230 00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:43,270 Why don't I whip up two ice cream sodas to ease the boys' pain? 231 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:44,810 Well, it's painful for all of us. 232 00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:46,269 Make it three. 233 00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:47,370 I'll make it four. 234 00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:54,290 What kind of class is he going to take at Digby? 235 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,810 I think I'm going to take... 236 00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:01,250 Take a class in gourmet cooking. 237 00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:03,770 Why are you going to take a class like gourmet cooking? 238 00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:06,750 Because they're bound to need somebody to do some gourmet eating. 239 00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:12,610 What do you think of that school cheer? 240 00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:14,130 Kind of corny, huh? Yeah. 241 00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:17,290 Maybe I should jazz it up a little. Hey, I've got an idea. Watch this. 242 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:21,750 Oh, boys, I want to talk to you. 243 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,790 Just one second, Mr. Drummond. 244 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,690 Lay your ears on this. 245 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,340 I tell you, boys, I never really liked that chair. 246 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,940 As a matter of fact, I never cared much for the school. 247 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,160 Say what? 248 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,300 You know something? It really doesn't matter to me whether you go there or 249 00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:55,140 Who'd you go about? 250 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:04,820 us out of going to this school? 251 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,460 Oh, why, well, no. 252 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,480 But I just wouldn't want the feeling that I was pushing you into it. 253 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,260 I mean, you don't have to pretend you like it for my sake. 254 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,480 We're not pretending. 255 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,840 I'm happy. 256 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:17,700 You want me to lay a smile on you? 257 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:23,080 I owe you a smile. I don't have all my teeth. 258 00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:30,660 Listen, guys, I've got a level with you. 259 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,920 You know those tests that they gave you? 260 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:35,140 Yeah. 261 00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,580 Well, your scores were very low. 262 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,100 How low? 263 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,900 I'm afraid, too low. 264 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,240 Does that mean we can't go to Digby? 265 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,800 What's your faith in Arnold? We're just plain dumb. 266 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:49,180 Yeah. 267 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,760 Only you've been dumb a lot longer than me. 268 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,140 You are not dumb. 269 00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:59,200 Yes, we are, Mr. Drummond. We let you down. 270 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:03,240 Don't say that, Willis. Then I'll say it. 271 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,920 Put you down, Mr. Drummond. 272 00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:10,680 I'm trying to make you so proud of us. 273 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:14,000 I am proud of you. Very proud, Willis. 274 00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,180 Does that include me? 275 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,500 Come here. 276 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:18,960 Listen, you guys. 277 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:22,060 There's no way you let me down. 278 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,700 And you're not dumb. 279 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,460 That's just a lot of... 280 00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:27,510 I'm not going to say the word. 281 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:29,570 Is that the word you won't let us say? 282 00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:31,530 Now listen, you guys. 283 00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:33,530 I know that you're both very smart. 284 00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:35,490 I don't understand how they go to failure. 285 00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:37,070 Something is wrong here. 286 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,170 It must have been all those trick questions. 287 00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,150 What do you mean, trick questions? 288 00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:43,830 The kind that need answers. 289 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:46,710 I mean special answers. 290 00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:50,850 They wanted to know what does the blindfold lady with the scales 291 00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:55,390 Willis, that is the symbol of our American legal system. 292 00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:57,050 My answer was wrong. 293 00:17:57,770 --> 00:17:58,790 Well, what did you say? 294 00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:03,150 I said the scales meant she was in the market, and the blindfold meant she 295 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,610 didn't want to see the butcher rip her off. 296 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,990 My questions have been trickier, Mr. Drummond. Oh? 297 00:18:12,410 --> 00:18:13,209 Like what? 298 00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:16,310 Like, they asked me how many people could sleep in a house with three 299 00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:17,890 and a double bed in each room. 300 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:19,610 And what was your answer? 301 00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:21,110 Eighteen. 302 00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:23,670 Eighteen? 303 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,510 who get three in a bed, two on the floor, six on the couch, and one in the 304 00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:28,510 bathtub. 305 00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:37,550 And of course, the one in the bathtub goes crazy from the water dripping on 306 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:38,550 head. 307 00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:40,390 You know something, boys? 308 00:18:41,010 --> 00:18:44,090 For the first time, I'm beginning to understand something. 309 00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:45,269 Me too. 310 00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:46,270 We're dumb. 311 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:47,570 Now stop it, Arnold. 312 00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:50,710 No. Those tests are dumb. 313 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:54,070 They ask you questions you couldn't possibly relate to. 314 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:58,770 I mean, that's like asking a Chinese cook how to make a pizza. 315 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,370 Isn't that the dirty trick to play on the dummy? 316 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:05,670 You know something, boys? 317 00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:10,490 I think we're going to invite the headmaster, Mr. Bourdonnais, to drop in 318 00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:12,050 tomorrow morning for a little visit. 319 00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:13,410 To do what? 320 00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:14,930 I'll explain that to you later. 321 00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:21,710 Hello? Mr. Bourdonnais, please. Philip Drummond calling. 322 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:23,810 Hello, Bourdonnais. 323 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:26,960 I wonder if you could be at my apartment tomorrow morning at 10 o 'clock. 324 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,100 It's very important. 325 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,760 Oh, I'll tell you how important. 326 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,200 You know that auditorium I'm building for you? 327 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,280 I'm sure you'd like it to have a roof. 328 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,600 I'll be expecting you. 329 00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:58,210 Me, the headmaster of Digby, to take a test. 330 00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:00,010 That's right. 331 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:01,650 Surely you're joking. 332 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,430 Boys, are we joking? 333 00:20:04,690 --> 00:20:06,390 I don't hear anybody laughing. Me? 334 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,630 The tests you gave my boys were very unfair. 335 00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:11,310 And we're going to prove that to you. 336 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,930 Really, Mr. Drummond, it's the same test used by other schools like Digby. 337 00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:18,790 I do not intend to stay for this. 338 00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:22,770 Mr. Bourdonnais, we are talking about my sons. 339 00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:24,690 I suggest you listen. 340 00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:27,970 Or that auditorium without a roof might also be without an auditorium. 341 00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:32,170 Under the circumstances, I'd love to take the test. 342 00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:38,090 All right, guys. 343 00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:39,590 Start the questions. 344 00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:40,930 Question number one. 345 00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:44,170 If there's no water in the house, how do you take a shower? 346 00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:46,570 Well, obviously you can't. 347 00:20:46,970 --> 00:20:47,970 Wrong. 348 00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:51,730 You wait for them to turn on the fire hydrant and run out in the street with 349 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:52,730 your underwear. 350 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,120 That's ridiculous. 351 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,260 You're a little out of touch, Mr. Bourdonnais. 352 00:20:58,840 --> 00:20:59,840 Willis? 353 00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:06,600 If I gave you a brown egg, two Charlies, and a deuce of rust, what would you 354 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,000 have? I think I'd have a headache. 355 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,500 Wrong. 356 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,560 You'd have $2 .21. 357 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,600 In what country? 358 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,200 In the old country. 359 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,120 We call it... Really, 360 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:22,860 Mr. Drummond, I think this is going a little too far. 361 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,350 Oh? You put my boys through exactly the same experience. 362 00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:28,310 Question number three, Arnold. 363 00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:32,910 Question number three is, name three different kinds of blues. 364 00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:35,310 Three kinds of blue. 365 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:42,350 Well, it's azure, indigo, and baby blue. 366 00:21:43,110 --> 00:21:44,110 Wrong. 367 00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:51,470 Where we come from, the three blues are lowdown, barrel house, and gut bucket. 368 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,500 getting through to you, Mr. Bourdonnais? 369 00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:04,640 Obviously, your point is that anyone unfamiliar with the street environment 370 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:05,980 couldn't pass your test. 371 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,300 Right. 372 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:11,760 And anybody unfamiliar with your environment couldn't possibly pass the 373 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,960 test. Au contraire. 374 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,560 Au contraire what? 375 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:23,520 Our test is unfailingly fair, Mr. Drummond, for the right people. 376 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:27,490 Are you saying that only the right people get into Digby? 377 00:22:28,110 --> 00:22:31,050 Let's say it's more of a test to keep the wrong people out. 378 00:22:31,690 --> 00:22:33,650 Now, that's one nice thing about Harlem. 379 00:22:34,110 --> 00:22:35,490 Anybody can get in. 380 00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:41,610 Mr. Bourdonnais, I am shocked and ashamed to learn that my old school is 381 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,870 the few remaining to hang on to this stupid, narrow -minded way of judging 382 00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:48,430 intelligence. But, Mr. Drummond... And I would hope that in the next six months, 383 00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:49,790 Digby could straighten out its act. 384 00:22:50,010 --> 00:22:53,650 But... And if you can't... I'll use every bit of influence I can muster to 385 00:22:53,650 --> 00:22:54,930 that you get thrown out on your foot. 386 00:22:55,310 --> 00:22:56,310 Exactly. 387 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:03,910 And now I'd like to show you the door. 388 00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:05,870 Very well. 389 00:23:06,910 --> 00:23:07,910 There's the door. 390 00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:34,740 I should have done, fellas. 391 00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:38,660 I should have paid more attention to what was going on in my old school. 392 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,800 I didn't even realize that the clothes had changed. 393 00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:45,960 When you really care about something in life, you should follow through, not 394 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:46,960 just leave it to other people. 395 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,640 Boy, going to school can sure mess up a person's life. 396 00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:54,680 One day, you guys will be very glad that you had a good education. 397 00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:56,240 Mr. Drummond's right, Arnold. 398 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,459 Yeah, I know. 399 00:23:57,460 --> 00:23:59,980 But until then, it's 20 more years of homework. 400 00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:07,080 We celebrate the future college graduations of Willis and Arnold Jackson 401 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,560 some delicious ice cream. 402 00:24:09,140 --> 00:24:10,140 Hey. 403 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,360 Thank you. 404 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,660 Hey, they're fine there. What's the extra one for? 405 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,080 Whoever finishes first. 406 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,340 Thank you. 407 00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:05,800 Thank you. 408 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,660 Thank you. 409 00:25:19,690 --> 00:25:21,270 Different flows to move the world.